The health activist: Always at the cooler filling up, and sharing their knowledge of the benefits of having water with their workmates in near vicinity.

The gossip seeker: Sort of hangs in the vicinity of the cooler waiting for someone to reveal their newest gossip with. Even as consuming, always retains a beady eye on what’s occurring in the workplace.

The pitiless bottle-finisher: This secretive person constantly would seem to manage to just get to the bed of the bottle, and then avoid altering it. On no account appear at the cooler immediately after this one, you’ll be disappointed.

The flirt: Constantly appears to spring up or want refreshment when the office hottie is close to the cooler. Boldly props themselves adjacent to it which purposefully displays them in their best light.

So remember, whichever one you are, every person will promptly see; lighten up and like your own water cooler character.

Yah, that is what I thought myself when I heard this, yet this gentleman actually believed this. You might be shocked to find people you know really well have some pretty bizarre interpretations of the life experience, some born of religious teachings and writings and others of folklore and/or combinations of all of the above. Regarding this gentleman’s theory of humans being hyper-dimensional materialist beings, another on the think tank asked this question:

“If humans are material beings intertwined with hyper-dimensional-ness, why would they need a god? Thus if you state there is a god or gods and that he or they will leave if people are “bad” or “evil” and then people will find another follower such as a proverbial Satan (evil) type figure to hang their hat on.”

I suppose as long as no one took this gentleman’s comments literally this of course makes sense from a religious teaching point of view because it allows for control and fear; which it appears this gentleman is fearing this Satan fellow and God and being controlled by it all. Perhaps we need to take a mental health survey of those who have gone off the deep end in their religions and get them all some help? Consider this in 2006.

“Lance Winslow” – Online Think Tank forum board. If you have innovative thoughts and unique perspectives, come think with Lance; http://www.WorldThinkTank.net/wttbbs/